Q: So why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go in First.
Q: What are the differences between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
Q: What would you do if a Blond threw help grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What are the differences between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more and more people inside a night.
Q: Exactly what does a blonde do very first thing each morning? A: She goes home!
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ rises!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling next door once the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: Just in case she locks the keys in her own car.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty in the neck up.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs? A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q. Why did the blonde nurse have a red magic marker to work? A. In case she had to draw some blood
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood before one together with her eyes closed? A: She wished to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to keep a thought.
Q: Why do good to possess a blonde passenger? A: You can park within the handicap zone.
Q: What are the differences between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
Q: What would you do if a Blond threw help grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What are the differences between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more and more people inside a night.
Q: Exactly what does a blonde do very first thing each morning? A: She goes home!
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ rises!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling next door once the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: Just in case she locks the keys in her own car.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty in the neck up.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs? A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q. Why did the blonde nurse have a red magic marker to work? A. In case she had to draw some blood
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood before one together with her eyes closed? A: She wished to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to keep a thought.
Q: Why do good to possess a blonde passenger? A: You can park within the handicap zone.
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