Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A1: She didn't like it 'because she couldn't get channel 9. A2: She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV.
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy'
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A. They're doing research on black holes.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A. You just punch information into a computer once.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump!
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you are able eat under a buck.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: Oahu is the one with the kickstand.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you certain it's mine?
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.
Q: How will you tell if a blonde is an excellent cook? A: She gets the pop tarts from the toaster successfully.
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Q: Why do good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy'
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A. They're doing research on black holes.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A. You just punch information into a computer once.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump!
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you are able eat under a buck.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: Oahu is the one with the kickstand.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you certain it's mine?
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.
Q: How will you tell if a blonde is an excellent cook? A: She gets the pop tarts from the toaster successfully.
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Q: Why do good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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