I'm at a loss, year after year, when it comes to costume ideas for Halloween. It's a pretty critical decision these days, considering that Halloween aint just for the kiddies anymore. Halloween is a party fest for people my age, and I'm not about to miss out.
I should add that all of my friends are super competitive and they start bugging me sometime around June about what I'm going to dress as. I have no freaking idea what I'm dressing up as until about three hours before whatever Halloween party I'm attending begins. I know my costume is going to be completely lame compared to everyone else. This is inevitable.
Well, it's not going to be me. I'm done with the anxiety. There have been some Halloween parties at which I hadn't thought up a costume until mere minutes before I left. That usually means I borrow my mom's clothes and dress in drag. It's always funny, and usually quite scary.
This year, I'm resigned not to dress up at all. I am only willing to go halfway and buy a Halloween-themed funny tshirt. I was curious about what the 'ol Internet had to offer. After a quick search through Google, I was astounded at how many tshirts are out there about Halloween.
There are tshirts out there to fit not only the theme of the spookiest of holidays, but also to fit every personality out there. That's when it really hit me that the Internet is the most perfect tool ever invented. The level of personal customization is ridiculous. Scores of funny Halloween tshirts assaulted my senses, and since I think of myself as a funny guy...I knew this was the route for me.
While everyone else is grumbling about their uncomfortable costumes and smearing greasepaint on the furniture, I'm going to be kicking back in relaxed style. From my super-comfy jeans to my old pair of sneakers, I'm going to be dressed for success...because all I want to succeed in is the art of chilling. I'll even be wearing my new favorite t-shirt.
Let someone try to tell me that I'm being lazy. I don't care at all. I'm comfortable, and my funny Halloween tshirt is making drunk girls giggle. If you ask me, I made the best Halloween decision of my life.
I should add that all of my friends are super competitive and they start bugging me sometime around June about what I'm going to dress as. I have no freaking idea what I'm dressing up as until about three hours before whatever Halloween party I'm attending begins. I know my costume is going to be completely lame compared to everyone else. This is inevitable.
Well, it's not going to be me. I'm done with the anxiety. There have been some Halloween parties at which I hadn't thought up a costume until mere minutes before I left. That usually means I borrow my mom's clothes and dress in drag. It's always funny, and usually quite scary.
This year, I'm resigned not to dress up at all. I am only willing to go halfway and buy a Halloween-themed funny tshirt. I was curious about what the 'ol Internet had to offer. After a quick search through Google, I was astounded at how many tshirts are out there about Halloween.
There are tshirts out there to fit not only the theme of the spookiest of holidays, but also to fit every personality out there. That's when it really hit me that the Internet is the most perfect tool ever invented. The level of personal customization is ridiculous. Scores of funny Halloween tshirts assaulted my senses, and since I think of myself as a funny guy...I knew this was the route for me.
While everyone else is grumbling about their uncomfortable costumes and smearing greasepaint on the furniture, I'm going to be kicking back in relaxed style. From my super-comfy jeans to my old pair of sneakers, I'm going to be dressed for success...because all I want to succeed in is the art of chilling. I'll even be wearing my new favorite t-shirt.
Let someone try to tell me that I'm being lazy. I don't care at all. I'm comfortable, and my funny Halloween tshirt is making drunk girls giggle. If you ask me, I made the best Halloween decision of my life.
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