Q: Why must blondes 't be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: How come the japanese so smart? A: They have no blondes.
Q: So how exactly does a blonde have safe sex? A: She locks the car door.
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A. You only have to punch information right into a computer once.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, simple and easy , they taste good.
Q: What is the meaning of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want to buy blown around an excessive amount of.
Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's license? A. Because she got an F in sex.
Q: What can you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you refer to it as when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger within the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see that which was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe after dark medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't awaken the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Did you learn about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes? A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? A: They're refuelling.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What concerning the blonde who delivered twins? A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Q: How come the japanese so smart? A: They have no blondes.
Q: So how exactly does a blonde have safe sex? A: She locks the car door.
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A. You only have to punch information right into a computer once.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, simple and easy , they taste good.
Q: What is the meaning of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want to buy blown around an excessive amount of.
Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's license? A. Because she got an F in sex.
Q: What can you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you refer to it as when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger within the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see that which was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe after dark medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't awaken the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Did you learn about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes? A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? A: They're refuelling.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What concerning the blonde who delivered twins? A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.
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