Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? A. In case she had to draw some blood
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier......"
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
Q. How does a blonde kill a fish? A. She drowns it.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A. A blond electrician.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier......"
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
Q. How does a blonde kill a fish? A. She drowns it.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A. A blond electrician.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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