Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data transfer.
Q: How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work? A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet? A: She was last years hide and seek winner.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.
Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life? A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data transfer.
Q: How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work? A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn't want one for nights.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet? A: She was last years hide and seek winner.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.
Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life? A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
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