Sunday, January 1, 2012

The Simple Way To Be More Fashionable

By Jerry Hipster


Get a 10 speed bike

Purchase an old 10 speed bike. Ensure it's 1985 or before. If you'd like to go extra cool guy you can take off the handle bars and put on regular bars. You Do Not need to ride the bike. If you can just use it as prop and rest it against your house. Makes a great conversation piece when you have buddies over and drink the cheapest beer you can find.

Grow a mustache

There is nothing actually more hip than growing a mustache. Chicks dig it and nothings says you're a hip more than a mustache. You can groom the ends and carry around a hip small brush to keep it tight.

Collect old records

Go to thrift stores and buy old records like the Led Zepplin or Janice Joplin. You do not even have to like the music your buying. Find a milk crate and and fill it up with old records. You can continue to hum your favourite Justin Timberlake song when nobody is looking but fill up that crate.

Buy a automobile with a T top

A bit OTT but if you can afford it you can purchase an old vehicle with a t-top. Preferably with an Eagle on the hood. If you can't afford that then you may want to buy an old Vespa. Don't be concerned if the Vespa does not run, you can park it close to your bicycle and you will continue to be far more hip than your neighbors.

Lease or purchase a loft

If you do not have a loft in your city then move to Portland or Seattle. Try and imagine how cool your 10 speed and Vespa would look within your Portland or Seattle Loft. Look at hip internet sites that may feature such unique properties to find your Portland or Seattle flats for sale.

Raise chickens

I've seen a lot of people in the city raising chickens. If you have a little yard area put up a coop and get about 6 chickens. Stress about your cholesterol and how to consume your 5 dozen eggs a week after you get setup. The people next door will either love you or hate you.

Get a Goat

I've not seen this one yet in the city but I've heard people talking about it. Beat out all the hip people and be the first to have an in town goat. I've seen some hip ster change their gas lawnmowers into electrical but I'm yet to see the 1st goat to cut the grass. Get a goat, do not be scared.




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