The Community Made The Heavens And The Earth
Now that the holidays are over, we can get back to the business of America. And thank God - no, strike that, thank the "community" - we have a president who understands what the business of America is (crony socialism, of course!).
But for a while there, between Thanksgiving and New Year's, the president had to contend with a bunch of "bitter clingers" in the U.S. who insist upon clinging to this romantic notion of an all-powerful being who (these rednecks claim) is the "reason for the season." Mr. Obama, though, schooled in places like Harvard University and Trinity Church in Chicago, knows better.
Think about all the most popular brands in America for example. Most of them use it in their packaging, advertising and commercials. It's an easy way for companies to flip the switch they know is in your brain to make you pay attention to their product as if your life depended on it, like it did when we lived in caves and ate anything that moved, which was probably a better nutrition choice that what seeing red will lead you to today.
In fact, wouldn't it be cool if we based our entire federal budget on what other countries do? You might vote for a candidate who said he or she would tell every federal bureaucracy that they had to get by on what the next ten nations (combined) spend on the same stuff. Think of all the money we'd still have if we used that principle on things like turtle bridges and loan-guarantees to failed solar companies.
* Red onions: Not red. That color is called purple. * Redheads: Their hair is orange or brown. Your brain thinks rhymes are fun. * Red foxes/pandas/squirrels/kangaroos/lemurs: Again, orange or brown. * Red rooster: Brown rooster makes brain sad-no alliteration. * Red robin: See above. * Red wolf: Gray. Much like the gray wolf, you might say. * Red clover/redbud tree: Purple flowers. Say it with me. Purple. * Red fescue: Grass is green. Five year olds know this. * Rednecks: Sunburns are pink. * Red-eye gravy: Both disgusting and brown. * Red clay (Georgia): It's dirt. Dirt is brown. Might have an argument for orange, but not red. * Red Indian: Your brain is a racist.
By the way, please, don't tell the Demediacrats that "holiday" really means "Holy Day." Once they ban that word, what in the world will we call Christmas? Community Day? Don't give 'em any ideas.
Now that the holidays are over, we can get back to the business of America. And thank God - no, strike that, thank the "community" - we have a president who understands what the business of America is (crony socialism, of course!).
But for a while there, between Thanksgiving and New Year's, the president had to contend with a bunch of "bitter clingers" in the U.S. who insist upon clinging to this romantic notion of an all-powerful being who (these rednecks claim) is the "reason for the season." Mr. Obama, though, schooled in places like Harvard University and Trinity Church in Chicago, knows better.
Think about all the most popular brands in America for example. Most of them use it in their packaging, advertising and commercials. It's an easy way for companies to flip the switch they know is in your brain to make you pay attention to their product as if your life depended on it, like it did when we lived in caves and ate anything that moved, which was probably a better nutrition choice that what seeing red will lead you to today.
In fact, wouldn't it be cool if we based our entire federal budget on what other countries do? You might vote for a candidate who said he or she would tell every federal bureaucracy that they had to get by on what the next ten nations (combined) spend on the same stuff. Think of all the money we'd still have if we used that principle on things like turtle bridges and loan-guarantees to failed solar companies.
* Red onions: Not red. That color is called purple. * Redheads: Their hair is orange or brown. Your brain thinks rhymes are fun. * Red foxes/pandas/squirrels/kangaroos/lemurs: Again, orange or brown. * Red rooster: Brown rooster makes brain sad-no alliteration. * Red robin: See above. * Red wolf: Gray. Much like the gray wolf, you might say. * Red clover/redbud tree: Purple flowers. Say it with me. Purple. * Red fescue: Grass is green. Five year olds know this. * Rednecks: Sunburns are pink. * Red-eye gravy: Both disgusting and brown. * Red clay (Georgia): It's dirt. Dirt is brown. Might have an argument for orange, but not red. * Red Indian: Your brain is a racist.
By the way, please, don't tell the Demediacrats that "holiday" really means "Holy Day." Once they ban that word, what in the world will we call Christmas? Community Day? Don't give 'em any ideas.
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