Thursday, August 18, 2011

"Of course Corporations are people."

By Lawrence Geiser


If corporations are people as the US supreme court recently ruled then do they have sex? Are there corporate porno sites, and private sex web cams on the net? Can corporations get, sexually transmitted diseases, AIDs, or become pregnant? Do they have mistresses or lovers? Since the Supreme Court has in its infinite wisdom ruled that are people, political creations, so can they have political sex scandals. What gender they are, male, female, gay, Trans sexual? If the constitution were amended, could corporations run for the presidency, and may be have their own political sex scandal?

Can't you see the headlines, "Fox news reported today that ZZZ the socialist loving, anti Christ, sexual predator, corporation presidential contender was entangled, (a huge word for the intellectuals who watch Fox, but the bigger the word the truer full it becomes) was rumored to be involved in a political sex scandal with another corporation? What kind of sexual transgression could occur in a political sex scandal? Who gets screwed? In political sex scandals, real people get screwed, not corporations. The more staid, but defiantly communist controlled anti American New York Times head line would probably read in their political sex scandal heading, "Corporations once again screw people"!

What kind of sexual transgression occurred in this political sex scandal? Who got screwed? In every political sex scandal I studied, people get screwed. The more staid, but defiantly communist controlled anti real American New York Times head line would probably print in their political sex scandal heading, "Corporations once again screw people"!

Corporations are people! The always far RIGHT, perfectly right majority of the Supreme Court ruled that Corporations are allowed 1st amendment rights and can accept corporate money and not be compelled under any law to reveal where it came from. Political sex scandals involving corporations running for president are not really going to happen as they do with other people, as the only way for the there to be a political sex scandal is for corporations to learn how to do the naughty things that other people do, which can be revealed.

It almost beyond comprehension for any sane human, and that includes Tea Nuts Republicans to become politically or God forbid SEXUALLY aroused over the revelation that ZZZ corporation political candidate was caught in a three way, sex romp which two other corporations, and that their political sex scandal will cost them the presidency. Well as corporations do have pockets, earn money, they must be as Mitt Romney was quoted "Human beings my friend"




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