Monday, August 1, 2011

Best Ways to get Through a Zombie Apocalypse

By Abel Aragon


Store at least a years worth of food. With the Zombie invasion a practical inevitability it just makes sense to prepare for the inevitable with a couple years worth of food. Canned goods and dried pastas can last a very long time and can provide great nourishment in the post apocalyptic zombie world. Storing food can also be fun hobby for the whole family, teach the kids to dry fruit and can some vegetables, it may keep their minds off the impending doom that faces humanity. Once an ample food store is in place be sure to rotate out the food and replace it as time goes on so you can be sure to have your supply ready when the zombie hoard comes knocking at the door.

Learn basic hand to hand combat skills. Fighting off a zombie with your bare hands is obviously not the method of choice but once in a close combat fight it is important to be able to at least have a fighting chance. With basic combat training a person who otherwise would be food, may be able to evade an attacker be it a zombie or crazed fellow survivor. Often times in UFC a proficient fighter is able to win because of his ability to evade the clinching and grappling of an opponent; a zombie will most likely attack in much the same manner so soon mixed martial arts skill could prove quite useful.

Learn to build a solar still. Finding and drinking water will be an absolutely required skill in a world over run by zombies. A person may be able to go several days without food but without water you will be zombie food in little time. A solar sill is simple to make and in almost any environment be able to provide you will enough water to survive forever. The tools to make a solar sill are easy to come by and are easy to pack making it an idea way to forage for water.

Build a muscular physique. Developing a well muscled body can help in two ways, first of all it can provide strength needed to escape a zombie attack and also it can give you a good store of excess protein that you may need in the first chaotic days of the zombie apocalypse. Muscle can be built in just 30-40 minutes a day of weight training in preparation for the zombie invasion. If for some reason the zombies never come, well at least you will look good in a world not ruled by zombies. As a side note do not overdo it, though there is a benefit to a muscled body too much muscle will slow you down considerably and increase dramatically your daily caloric need both of which are no good for a zombie apocalypse.

Don't plan on meeting at Walmart. For some reason every time someone talks about a zombie plan they always say Walmart. If I was to make a guess where a zombie invasion would start I think Walmart would be right below a secret genetics lab run by the government. Walmart will have supplies at rock bottom prices but it will also have zombies already feeding on the people who thought going to Walmart was a good idea. Stay away from Walmart in a post apocalyptic zombie world until then enjoy the low prices and cheerful employees.




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