Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What do you call a really smart blonde? A: A golden retriever.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life? A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you sure it's mine?
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A. She didn't know what ONE came first...
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What do you call a really smart blonde? A: A golden retriever.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life? A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you sure it's mine?
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A. She didn't know what ONE came first...
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