Q: How can you tell a Mexican woman is on her period? A: She's only wearing one sock.
Q: 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A: A cop.
Q: What is the name Of Mexico's telephone company? A: "Taco Bell."
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist sent to blow up a car? A: He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
Q: Why is there so little great Mexican literature? A: Spray paint wasn't invented until 1950.
Q: What is the best selling deodorant in Mexico? A: Raid.
Q: Why do Mexicans pick at their belly buttons when their plates are clean? A: They want an after-dinner lint.
Q: How many Mexican mechanics does it take to lube a car? A: One if you back over him twice.
Q: What do you call A hardworking Mexican? A: Low Pay.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.
Q: Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? A: Because it's probably your bike.
Q: What do a Mexican and a sperm have in common? A: Only one out of a million work.
Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Mexican's life? A: Second grade.
Q: How do 3 Mexicans cross the Rio Grand? A: One swims and the other two walked on the dead fish.
Q: How many Mexican men does it take to do the washing up? A: None it's women's work!
Q: Why did the Mexican government cancel both drivers education sex education in school? A: The donkey died.
Q: How does a Mexican count? A: "1, 2, 3, another, another, another...."
Q: What do you call An Mexican with a dog ? A: A vegetarian !
Q: What do a Mexican and an Oreo have in common? A: They are both black and white and come in packs of 40.
Q: How do you get a Mexican out of a bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? A: Jail.
Q: 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A: A cop.
Q: What is the name Of Mexico's telephone company? A: "Taco Bell."
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist sent to blow up a car? A: He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
Q: Why is there so little great Mexican literature? A: Spray paint wasn't invented until 1950.
Q: What is the best selling deodorant in Mexico? A: Raid.
Q: Why do Mexicans pick at their belly buttons when their plates are clean? A: They want an after-dinner lint.
Q: How many Mexican mechanics does it take to lube a car? A: One if you back over him twice.
Q: What do you call A hardworking Mexican? A: Low Pay.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.
Q: Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? A: Because it's probably your bike.
Q: What do a Mexican and a sperm have in common? A: Only one out of a million work.
Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Mexican's life? A: Second grade.
Q: How do 3 Mexicans cross the Rio Grand? A: One swims and the other two walked on the dead fish.
Q: How many Mexican men does it take to do the washing up? A: None it's women's work!
Q: Why did the Mexican government cancel both drivers education sex education in school? A: The donkey died.
Q: How does a Mexican count? A: "1, 2, 3, another, another, another...."
Q: What do you call An Mexican with a dog ? A: A vegetarian !
Q: What do a Mexican and an Oreo have in common? A: They are both black and white and come in packs of 40.
Q: How do you get a Mexican out of a bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? A: Jail.
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