Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Funny Blonde Jokes

By Houston Labelle


Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her.

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can't remember the number.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.

Q: How do you get rid of blondes? A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.

Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M factory? A: Proofreading.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'




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