If you're like 97% perfect on the rest of America, then you like to make up statistics on the fly. Also, you like to go out on Saint Patrick's Day and have a good time. You probably run out and meet up with all of your friends. All of you wear hilarious Irish shirts and you get pretty toasty while drinking pints of green beer. Well, that is boring if you ask me. If you want a party like you'll never forget, then you need to go way beyond just wearing green shirts.
Saint Patrick's Day is a drinking holiday just like any other, but unlike other holidays your personal preparation is what really makes the difference. Lots of people dress in special Irish tshirts and go out on St. Patrick's Day. In fact, we were taught at an early age that if you don't at least wear green, you're going to have a plug pinched out of you. There is just so much more you can do and wear to get ready for this particular holiday.
If you want to have a good time, then you just have to dress in your crazy Irish t shirts and go have beers like you always do. If you want to have an amazing time, though, you have to dress amazingly. I learned this a long time ago and I can personally attest that the more attention-grabbing you dress yourself means you're going to have a proportionately bigger and better time out.
I always make sure that I wear a different Irish pride t-shirt each year so that I'm bringing something new and funny to the table. I also like to paint my face in crazy combinations of colors, usually in shade of green. I actually own three different giant, Saint Patrick's Day-themed hats that stand out at least a foot over my head. Last year, I even rented a costume that made me into a massive caricature of a traditional leprechaun.
If you feel like an idiot when you first get to the pub, then you are doing something right. It will be a little awkward dressed so insanely while people are still sober. Once the party really starts ramping up, you will notice a difference. You will be sought out be nearly everyone for pictures and free drinks, because people will absolutely adore you. I even had a bar owner pay my tab for me so that I would stay at his bar and entertain his guests. I promise you that you won't find anyone buying you drinks just because you're wearing awesome Irish t shirts.
Saint Patrick's Day is a drinking holiday just like any other, but unlike other holidays your personal preparation is what really makes the difference. Lots of people dress in special Irish tshirts and go out on St. Patrick's Day. In fact, we were taught at an early age that if you don't at least wear green, you're going to have a plug pinched out of you. There is just so much more you can do and wear to get ready for this particular holiday.
If you want to have a good time, then you just have to dress in your crazy Irish t shirts and go have beers like you always do. If you want to have an amazing time, though, you have to dress amazingly. I learned this a long time ago and I can personally attest that the more attention-grabbing you dress yourself means you're going to have a proportionately bigger and better time out.
I always make sure that I wear a different Irish pride t-shirt each year so that I'm bringing something new and funny to the table. I also like to paint my face in crazy combinations of colors, usually in shade of green. I actually own three different giant, Saint Patrick's Day-themed hats that stand out at least a foot over my head. Last year, I even rented a costume that made me into a massive caricature of a traditional leprechaun.
If you feel like an idiot when you first get to the pub, then you are doing something right. It will be a little awkward dressed so insanely while people are still sober. Once the party really starts ramping up, you will notice a difference. You will be sought out be nearly everyone for pictures and free drinks, because people will absolutely adore you. I even had a bar owner pay my tab for me so that I would stay at his bar and entertain his guests. I promise you that you won't find anyone buying you drinks just because you're wearing awesome Irish t shirts.
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