As an extensive collector of funny t-shirts, it seems that I have accrued quite a closet full over the last few years. Perhaps I should be on that show "Hoarders", only instead of cats I have shirts that make the bar in my closet bow from the weight of it. It's not like it really matters all that much what I do with them, but I can't just throw them out. I have to think of some creative ways to get rid of them, because the local charity stores won't take lots of the funny t-shirts I have that have cursing on them. Perhaps it will be better if I just brainstorm for a bit.
There is a website called EBAY where the most wonderful items can be bought for a relatively cheap price. One of these items happens to be a fully-functional, gently-used t-shirt cannon. Excuse me, but did you not hear me correctly? I said "t-shirt cannon." A weapon that shoots a t-shirt at 4 million miles an hour into stadium crowds using pressurized air. This cannon can be used, say, from the passenger side of my best friend's ride to give the poor and destitute free, funny t-shirts personally. They might get a bruise or two, but who can be angry after they get free t-shirts?
Maybe I'm letting some inner anger over being forced to get rid of my funny t-shirts bubble up with that whole "shooting homeless people with free shirts" idea. Maybe I need to redirect that internalized anger outward into something fun and exciting. Since a huge portion of my funny t-shirts are white tees, I could give them away to guests at my wet t-shirt party bonanza! Each guest will be issued one water gun and one white tee for the evening. Add some delicious booze, and watch things get crazy! That, my friends, is a great idea.
I have never been much on "arts and crafts", really. That being said, I happen to think that cutting up all of these old funny t-shirts and turning them into the most entertaining quilt in the world would be an amazing project. Not only would I be warm and comfortable under my new quilt, but I can entertain myself too with all kinds of funny t-shirt slogans that I am already really fond of. It can't be that hard to make a quilt, can it? I bet I could have it done in a weekend if I really got motivated.
Well, problem solved. I may not be coming up with very plausible ideas, but at least I can show my girlfriend that I'm trying. I just really don't want to throw them out. I've had a lot of really good times in those funny t-shirts and I've spent a ton of money on them. At the very least, I'm going to just have to have a really awesome bonfire party where I ceremoniously burn them one by one. Hopefully, the wet t-shirt party idea will come through first. We'll see if you-know-who will let me.
There is a website called EBAY where the most wonderful items can be bought for a relatively cheap price. One of these items happens to be a fully-functional, gently-used t-shirt cannon. Excuse me, but did you not hear me correctly? I said "t-shirt cannon." A weapon that shoots a t-shirt at 4 million miles an hour into stadium crowds using pressurized air. This cannon can be used, say, from the passenger side of my best friend's ride to give the poor and destitute free, funny t-shirts personally. They might get a bruise or two, but who can be angry after they get free t-shirts?
Maybe I'm letting some inner anger over being forced to get rid of my funny t-shirts bubble up with that whole "shooting homeless people with free shirts" idea. Maybe I need to redirect that internalized anger outward into something fun and exciting. Since a huge portion of my funny t-shirts are white tees, I could give them away to guests at my wet t-shirt party bonanza! Each guest will be issued one water gun and one white tee for the evening. Add some delicious booze, and watch things get crazy! That, my friends, is a great idea.
I have never been much on "arts and crafts", really. That being said, I happen to think that cutting up all of these old funny t-shirts and turning them into the most entertaining quilt in the world would be an amazing project. Not only would I be warm and comfortable under my new quilt, but I can entertain myself too with all kinds of funny t-shirt slogans that I am already really fond of. It can't be that hard to make a quilt, can it? I bet I could have it done in a weekend if I really got motivated.
Well, problem solved. I may not be coming up with very plausible ideas, but at least I can show my girlfriend that I'm trying. I just really don't want to throw them out. I've had a lot of really good times in those funny t-shirts and I've spent a ton of money on them. At the very least, I'm going to just have to have a really awesome bonfire party where I ceremoniously burn them one by one. Hopefully, the wet t-shirt party idea will come through first. We'll see if you-know-who will let me.
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