Sunday, October 16, 2011

A Family Story About Moving Into A New Home.

By Frank Tutes


I've found a very good apartment! Okay, okay...so it's not excellent. Just a few pests. I mean virtually! First expense? An pest control operator! Is it worth the cash? Nicely, I can't afford a more expensive place, therefore a one-time (remember to!) cash outlay should be alright. Maybe simply a can involving "Raid?"

I need ways to move our stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You don't possess one? You will want to? Do you want one? I'll help you pick it out! Nicely, it was simply a suggestion. No requirement to get all bent overweight! I guess I'd far better call the truck rental locations. What do you mean...$200...PLUS mileage? Along with Gas? Great grief!

Whilst I'm on the phone I'll call your utility and phone companies. Of course, I know My partner and i haven't used your services before. Absolutely no, I don't possess a credit card; this can be my first place. You want just what? A $100 down payment? For EACH? Sacred cow...do you individuals have a license to rob?

Daddy, I would like $500 for moving expenses! We used all my cash for the initial and last months rent AND the injury deposit. Nicely, how had been I to know this was gonna be so costly? Sell some thing? Dad...I NEED my TV!

Son, this place is pretty vacant. Maybe I ought to buy a chair and a chair. Nah...I have my own bed. That'll do well enough. I don't need a desk; I'll just use this particular box.

Apartment renter's Insurance? My spouse and i don't think thus! What do I must insure?

Got my first phone call! I'd like to come to the party! The father, I need a car. Because it's much to walk to work, that's why. Umm, Daddy...there's automobile insurance too! Cheers, Dad...you're the best! Along with gas? My spouse and i didn't think so...

Occasion for dinner. Let's try looking in these packing containers. Oh, Simply no! No dishes or cookware. No Meals!

Uhhh, Mom?




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