Q. Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels? A. So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q. What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? A. Attention K-Mart shoppers.
Q. What's a Mexican favorite book store? A. Borders.
Q. A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A. A Prison Break.
Q. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? A. Yeah.. me neither.
Q: Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo? A: So they could have four clean walls to write on.
Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? A: So they can take a bubble bath at night.
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish girl and a Mexican girl? A: The Mexican girl has real orgasms and fake jewelry!
Q. How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house? A. Put up a help-wanted sign.
Q: Do you know what Mexican will get as birthday present. A: Your Bike !
Q. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.
Q. Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins? A. Society.
Q. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? A. Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Q: How do you find the richest person in Mexico? A: Roll a quarter down the street!
Q. Why don't Mexicans BBQ? A. The beans fall through the little holes.
Q: Why did Coke fire the Mexican? A: He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? A: One can raise a child.
Q: Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Wal-Mart parking lot? A: 50 Mexicans died.
Q: Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? A: Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
Q: What do you call a Mexican quarterback? A: El Paso.
Q. What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? A. Attention K-Mart shoppers.
Q. What's a Mexican favorite book store? A. Borders.
Q. A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A. A Prison Break.
Q. Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? A. Yeah.. me neither.
Q: Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo? A: So they could have four clean walls to write on.
Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? A: So they can take a bubble bath at night.
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish girl and a Mexican girl? A: The Mexican girl has real orgasms and fake jewelry!
Q. How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house? A. Put up a help-wanted sign.
Q: Do you know what Mexican will get as birthday present. A: Your Bike !
Q. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.
Q. Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins? A. Society.
Q. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? A. Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Q: How do you find the richest person in Mexico? A: Roll a quarter down the street!
Q. Why don't Mexicans BBQ? A. The beans fall through the little holes.
Q: Why did Coke fire the Mexican? A: He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? A: One can raise a child.
Q: Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Wal-Mart parking lot? A: 50 Mexicans died.
Q: Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? A: Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
Q: What do you call a Mexican quarterback? A: El Paso.
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