Monday, October 24, 2011

Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

By Jayne Reisyelp


In periods of despair, desertion and struggles in life we often find jokes as a briefly relief of making our life easier, happier and lighter. Most of the time funny jokes reduce our stress because sometimes we tend to forget how life is beautiful and significant. There's no harm on making funny jokes and laughing with it, laughter is undeniably the best medication right? A writer said that "The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed". So why don't we put a smile on our day-to-day life. There is no better way to pass our free time by sharing funny jokes with our loved ones, definitely an one way of bonding. Humour is one of Our Lord God's best gifts, so why don't you utilize it for lighter purpose. These are some funny jokes that I am able to share.

These mathematical equations are actually true:

Smart Man and Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man plus Dumb Girl = Pregnancy

Dumb Man and Smart Girl = Affair

Dumb Man and Dumb Lady = Marriage

Smart Director and Smart Worker = Profits

Smart Director plus Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Administrator and Smart Worker = Promotion

Dumb Supervisor and Dumb Employee = Overtime

Here's a very good one.

Wife: What do you mean by returning home half drunk?

Husband: It isn't my fault...I ran out of money.

You will find this one funny.

2 drunken men driving on their way home.

The 1st started to yell on the other one and said" John, keep an eye out for the wall, look out for the waaaaaa!! Boooom! They hit the wall. Then the following day they awakened at the hospice and the 1st man asked his pal John, You moron! You good for nothing, I've been screaming all the time at you to keep a look out for the wall why did you not? John answered him: MORON! IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!

Here's another one

A spook walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a pitcher of Whiskey.

The bartender claims "Sorry we don't serve spirits after 11"

So when you're feeling a shortage of laughter, why not share and listen to some funny jokes with your buddies and laugh as much as you can. We human beings have the capability of delivering certain funny jokes that will make the atmosphere more pleasurable and laughable. Be yourself and follow your thoughts. You could be surprised; the jokes will just roll off your mouth.

Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

In times of despair, abandonment and struggles in life we usually find jokes as a momentarily relief of making our life easier, more happy and lighter. Most of the time funny jokes reduce our stress because infrequently we have a tendency to forget how life is beautiful and suggestive. There isn't any harm on creating funny jokes and laughing with it, laughter is definitely the best medicine right? A writer further said that "The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed". So why don't we put a smile on our normal life. There's no better way to pass our free time by sharing funny jokes with our buddies and relatives, definitely an one method of bonding. Humor is one of Our Lord God's best gifts, so why don't you utilize it for lighter purpose. These are some funny jokes that I'll share.

These mathematical equations are actually true:

Smart Man and Smart Girl = Romance

Smart Man and Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man and Smart Lady = Affair

Dumb Man plus Dumb Lady = Wedding

Smart Manager plus Smart Worker = Profits

Smart Supervisor and Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss and Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Supervisor and Dumb Employee = Overtime

Here's a good one.

Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?

Husband: It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

You'll find this one hilarious.

Two drunken men driving on their way home.

The first started to scream on the other one and announced" John, look out for the wall, keep a look out for the waaaaaa!! Boooom! They hit the wall. Then the next day they woke up at the hospital and the first man asked his pal John, You moron! You good for nothing, I've been screaming all the time at you to keep a look out for the wall why did you not? John answered him: MORON! IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!

Here's another one

A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a tumbler of Whiskey.

The bartender asserts "Sorry we do not serve spirits after 11"

So when you are feeling a shortage of laughter, why not share and hear some funny jokes with your chums and laugh as much as you can. We human beings have the capability of delivering certain funny jokes that will make the atmosphere more delightful and laughable. Be yourself and. Follow your thoughts. You may be shocked; the jokes will just roll off your mouth.




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