I am a partying monster, my friends. I love my drinks and I love my ladies. I go out every Friday night, and sometimes on Saturday too. I have developed some drunken social skills that have made me almost an authority on what the best bars are, when to go home, what to drink, and what girls are likely to go home with you. I also am an expert on all of the best party holidays, what you should wear, and other such important information. For instance, there is no reason at all why you should go out on the best drinking holiday of the year without funny Irish t-shirts.
Saint Patrick's Day is the best of the best drinking holidays. The environment is amazingly fun, people are there to have a good time, and bad attitudes are usually left at the door. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that everyone becomes related because of their newfound Irish heritage, but Saint Patrick's Day is my personal favorite day to get drunk, laugh, wear my funny Irish t-shirts, and hit on pretty girls in green skirts.
The thing I love about wearing funny Irish t-shirts on St. Patty's Day is that there just are no rules. Everyone is Irish for the night, and green is everywhere. People get ridiculous with their clothing choices, and you are likely to see any and everything from wigs to giant hats to masks. The bigger the better, and the crazier the cooler. The goal is to get attention and make people laugh. It is a time for lots of drinks and riotous joy.
What is REALLY great about funny Irish t-shirts is the attention you get from them. The idea is to find one with an Irish theme that is as outrageous as possible. If you are going out on St. Patty's, then you are going out with the express intention of getting smashed. Your funny Irish t-shirt needs to be along those themes, but a touch of raunchiness goes a long way to catch the eyes of everyone around you. All it takes it the right set of eyes attached to the right, beautiful body for you to hook your prey.
Admittedly, I take a lot of girls home. I have no strings attached so I don't see the harm in two consenting adults enjoying the heated company of each other for an evening of fun. I also have to admit that the task of finding a nice lady's company is much easier on one of the big party holidays. When the bar is crowded people get drowned out by the noise, sometimes the only thing you have going for you is your funny Irish t-shirt. Get some attention and you are on the right path to get some good, drunken company.
Saint Patrick's Day is the best of the best drinking holidays. The environment is amazingly fun, people are there to have a good time, and bad attitudes are usually left at the door. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that everyone becomes related because of their newfound Irish heritage, but Saint Patrick's Day is my personal favorite day to get drunk, laugh, wear my funny Irish t-shirts, and hit on pretty girls in green skirts.
The thing I love about wearing funny Irish t-shirts on St. Patty's Day is that there just are no rules. Everyone is Irish for the night, and green is everywhere. People get ridiculous with their clothing choices, and you are likely to see any and everything from wigs to giant hats to masks. The bigger the better, and the crazier the cooler. The goal is to get attention and make people laugh. It is a time for lots of drinks and riotous joy.
What is REALLY great about funny Irish t-shirts is the attention you get from them. The idea is to find one with an Irish theme that is as outrageous as possible. If you are going out on St. Patty's, then you are going out with the express intention of getting smashed. Your funny Irish t-shirt needs to be along those themes, but a touch of raunchiness goes a long way to catch the eyes of everyone around you. All it takes it the right set of eyes attached to the right, beautiful body for you to hook your prey.
Admittedly, I take a lot of girls home. I have no strings attached so I don't see the harm in two consenting adults enjoying the heated company of each other for an evening of fun. I also have to admit that the task of finding a nice lady's company is much easier on one of the big party holidays. When the bar is crowded people get drowned out by the noise, sometimes the only thing you have going for you is your funny Irish t-shirt. Get some attention and you are on the right path to get some good, drunken company.
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