During social gatherings, it is a custom to tell jokes. Alcohol jokes are often told during times spent together with friends while drinking. It is impossible to sit with a straight face through a story about some of the crazy things people say or do while under the influence.
One popular joke is that of a man who after drinking long into the night, he decides to head back home and takes a bus. He enters the bus and staggers down the aisle to the back seats while falling on a couple of occupied seats on the way. An old woman holding her bible to her chest is shocked by the behavior of the drunkard. The old lady stands up and warns the young man that he was going to hell. The young man panics and rushes out claiming that he was in the wrong bus.
Another joke involves a couple who return home after having fun with their friends at a bar. The husband pulls out the keys to open the front door as the wife who is rather irritated by the cold waits nearby. The husband struggles with the door for some time but it does not open, the wife who has become impatient opts to open the door herself, she snatched the key and notices that they are the car keys. The husband sheepishly laughs off the incident commenting on how he almost started their house.
Wise people will always try to warn you of the dangers of consuming this drink citing how dangerous it can be. You can put up a defensive argument by mentioning that even water is quite dangerous a drink and it could also lead to destruction of life. Justify your argument using the story of Noah.
Some jokes about alcohol are Irish as well, probably because of their love for beer. For instance, an old mean lady once gave an Irish plumber a job to fix her leaking sink. After successfully completing the job the plumber demanded payment. The lady looked for any cash around the house but failed to locate any so he asked him what other means of payment he wanted. The Irishman said he would take anything valuable.
The old lady came up to the man with a basket of potatoes after scouting around for some time and said that the potatoes were the only valuable thing she had. The Irishman was not impressed with the offer and he murmured his complaint shyly. The old lady misunderstood the lamentations of the Irishman to be an Irishman potato dilemma of whether to eat the potatoes or let them ferment so that he could drink it up. In the long run, the man took with him the potatoes.
A man who was of the habit of drinking up on Saturday nights attended church with his family the next day. Reverend Mark, commonly known for condemning evil and wrong doers was giving the sermon. The man was known for his behavior of harassing people up using his rifle once he was drunk.
To conclude these few alcohol jokes, the reverend looked at the man and approached him while saying to him that nothing good would ever come of his behavior and that he should try to stop. The joke goes on to say that the man stood confidently and replied that at least the alcohol made him miss who he targeted which to him was a good thing.
One popular joke is that of a man who after drinking long into the night, he decides to head back home and takes a bus. He enters the bus and staggers down the aisle to the back seats while falling on a couple of occupied seats on the way. An old woman holding her bible to her chest is shocked by the behavior of the drunkard. The old lady stands up and warns the young man that he was going to hell. The young man panics and rushes out claiming that he was in the wrong bus.
Another joke involves a couple who return home after having fun with their friends at a bar. The husband pulls out the keys to open the front door as the wife who is rather irritated by the cold waits nearby. The husband struggles with the door for some time but it does not open, the wife who has become impatient opts to open the door herself, she snatched the key and notices that they are the car keys. The husband sheepishly laughs off the incident commenting on how he almost started their house.
Wise people will always try to warn you of the dangers of consuming this drink citing how dangerous it can be. You can put up a defensive argument by mentioning that even water is quite dangerous a drink and it could also lead to destruction of life. Justify your argument using the story of Noah.
Some jokes about alcohol are Irish as well, probably because of their love for beer. For instance, an old mean lady once gave an Irish plumber a job to fix her leaking sink. After successfully completing the job the plumber demanded payment. The lady looked for any cash around the house but failed to locate any so he asked him what other means of payment he wanted. The Irishman said he would take anything valuable.
The old lady came up to the man with a basket of potatoes after scouting around for some time and said that the potatoes were the only valuable thing she had. The Irishman was not impressed with the offer and he murmured his complaint shyly. The old lady misunderstood the lamentations of the Irishman to be an Irishman potato dilemma of whether to eat the potatoes or let them ferment so that he could drink it up. In the long run, the man took with him the potatoes.
A man who was of the habit of drinking up on Saturday nights attended church with his family the next day. Reverend Mark, commonly known for condemning evil and wrong doers was giving the sermon. The man was known for his behavior of harassing people up using his rifle once he was drunk.
To conclude these few alcohol jokes, the reverend looked at the man and approached him while saying to him that nothing good would ever come of his behavior and that he should try to stop. The joke goes on to say that the man stood confidently and replied that at least the alcohol made him miss who he targeted which to him was a good thing.
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