Apart from the usual academic curriculum, students in tertiary institutions also need some activities that can help them perform better and be happy. Nowadays, being happy entails spending a lot especially when traveling out of town. However, as a student, cheaper options such as making university jokes should be adopted. Within minutes, you will find yourself happy again and ready for your academic work.
Here is a joke you will like to hear. Some scientists set up some apparatus to experiment on a dog. They had some knives and clothes to wipe away blood. At first, they cut off one leg of the dog and asked it to walk. The dog walked so they cut off the second one and asked it to move again. It did so for the second time so they cut off three of its legs and asked it to move again. This third time, the dog did not move. The scientists therefore concluded that dogs with only one leg cannot move because they do not hear well.
"Do you know the longest word in the English dictionary?" A teacher asked this question in her class while preparing her students for the final year exam. One of the students said the answer was the word "SMILES". The teacher questioned him but he defended himself by saying that the mile in the word makes it the longest in the dictionary.
A teacher went to class with the world map to teach geography. The first question he asked was "Where is America located on this map"?. The teacher was actually trying to test their knowledge of the maps. A very bright student, Maria, got up and gave the correct description. The teacher followed up with another challenging question, "Who found America?". The whole class echoed, "America was founded by Maria".
A driver was caught for driving at top speed. The police man told him he was going to get a ticket and would appear before the court to explain his actions. The man, feeling guilty, tried to plead for mercy but the officer did not grant him pardon. The man was angry and felt like abusing the man but he was afraid of what that would yield. So he asked the man if he would be handed another ticket if he abused him. The officer replied positively. The man asked again if he would get a ticket for thinking wrong about him. This time, the officer said he will not be able to give him a ticket for what he thinks. So the man told the officer that he thinks he is callous and inconsiderate.
You can also say this. When John was young, he always attended weddings with his grandmother. Each time they were on their way back from the wedding, the grandmother would always turn and say to him, "John my son, you know you are the next in line", Ten years later, the grand mum stopped because John would always tell her after a funeral "Grand mum, get prepared because you may be the next in line".
Two drunk men got out of the bar one night to interact. One of them looked up and asked his fellow if the object in the sky was a moon or a sun. The other fellow said he did not know because he just reached the town that afternoon.
Again, a woman heard that her friend had just put to bed so she decided to go and visit. On getting there, she asked her friend the name of the child. To her surprise, the friend replied that anytime she asked the baby, she was unable to hear him clearly.
Here is a joke you will like to hear. Some scientists set up some apparatus to experiment on a dog. They had some knives and clothes to wipe away blood. At first, they cut off one leg of the dog and asked it to walk. The dog walked so they cut off the second one and asked it to move again. It did so for the second time so they cut off three of its legs and asked it to move again. This third time, the dog did not move. The scientists therefore concluded that dogs with only one leg cannot move because they do not hear well.
"Do you know the longest word in the English dictionary?" A teacher asked this question in her class while preparing her students for the final year exam. One of the students said the answer was the word "SMILES". The teacher questioned him but he defended himself by saying that the mile in the word makes it the longest in the dictionary.
A teacher went to class with the world map to teach geography. The first question he asked was "Where is America located on this map"?. The teacher was actually trying to test their knowledge of the maps. A very bright student, Maria, got up and gave the correct description. The teacher followed up with another challenging question, "Who found America?". The whole class echoed, "America was founded by Maria".
A driver was caught for driving at top speed. The police man told him he was going to get a ticket and would appear before the court to explain his actions. The man, feeling guilty, tried to plead for mercy but the officer did not grant him pardon. The man was angry and felt like abusing the man but he was afraid of what that would yield. So he asked the man if he would be handed another ticket if he abused him. The officer replied positively. The man asked again if he would get a ticket for thinking wrong about him. This time, the officer said he will not be able to give him a ticket for what he thinks. So the man told the officer that he thinks he is callous and inconsiderate.
You can also say this. When John was young, he always attended weddings with his grandmother. Each time they were on their way back from the wedding, the grandmother would always turn and say to him, "John my son, you know you are the next in line", Ten years later, the grand mum stopped because John would always tell her after a funeral "Grand mum, get prepared because you may be the next in line".
Two drunk men got out of the bar one night to interact. One of them looked up and asked his fellow if the object in the sky was a moon or a sun. The other fellow said he did not know because he just reached the town that afternoon.
Again, a woman heard that her friend had just put to bed so she decided to go and visit. On getting there, she asked her friend the name of the child. To her surprise, the friend replied that anytime she asked the baby, she was unable to hear him clearly.
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