Talk only if you have to and that too, to the point, and you will have a respectful audience. If you are the kind who keeps talking for the sake of it, you will find that not many people are ready to listen to you. Best to learn some humorous incidents and keep them in stock, you could never know when you want to unleash them. If you want some good alcohol jokes, you should visit your mother-in-law. They are the ones who know all the good ones.
Spreading cheer around the place is one way of making sure that there are no complaints. Life is to be enjoyed and if one has the right attitude is easy to see the funny side and laugh at it. Everyone making a speech will try to use some funny byline or incident to keep the listeners in good cheer. There are many references to mail carriers, milkmen and football referees and in the end, the audience gets their share, which is the laughter.
Talking is the way of letting others know what you are and what you intend to do. People who are good communicators will always have a special place in life. Speech helps you develop your personality and does wonders to your ego. People who have some classic stories to crack will be easy to live with. They make life more meaningful and if one is careful to develop ones stock one could prosper in life.
Most of the good jokes have an unexpected ending. This is what makes the entire situation funny. Some depend on repeating the punch line like this. The person keeps on telling quick pour me a drink. The trouble is sure to start. This goes on until his friend walks in and asks him where are the drinks I gave you money for?
Life is a good teacher if one is ready to listen to it. Instead of trying to find a meaning in everything you do, one should relax and let things happen. This is the way to have a good time and helps relieve the tensions. One could make the connections if one knows what one is looking for. The football was really sore because he was always being kicked all over the bar. The bulb was really feeling awful because he was always being put out of the pub.
Spacing the way the joke is told and finding the correct moment to come up with the punch line is very important. Simply telling any joke to anyone could prove to be a waste of time. Take this one. There was a neutron who as steady as anything. No matter how much he drank, he never got charged or anything. The meaning of the word must be clearly understood to appreciate it.
Social occasions become enjoyable when one tells a couple of good ones. It is easier than it seems. One needs to pick up some characteristics of some animals or birds and build up on it. It is easier if one makes brand anecdotes. Why did they wall up Wal-Mart? because it was accessible from everywhere.
If it is the time alcohol jokes, then it is time the little boys either went to bed or joined in the party. Having a good repertoire of humor livens up any talk. You could not munch on chocolate cake and pretend that there is nothing in your mouth. The pithy sayings make the life full. If one has the way with words then the words assume significance. The words become funny when the idiocy of the situation comes through.
Spreading cheer around the place is one way of making sure that there are no complaints. Life is to be enjoyed and if one has the right attitude is easy to see the funny side and laugh at it. Everyone making a speech will try to use some funny byline or incident to keep the listeners in good cheer. There are many references to mail carriers, milkmen and football referees and in the end, the audience gets their share, which is the laughter.
Talking is the way of letting others know what you are and what you intend to do. People who are good communicators will always have a special place in life. Speech helps you develop your personality and does wonders to your ego. People who have some classic stories to crack will be easy to live with. They make life more meaningful and if one is careful to develop ones stock one could prosper in life.
Most of the good jokes have an unexpected ending. This is what makes the entire situation funny. Some depend on repeating the punch line like this. The person keeps on telling quick pour me a drink. The trouble is sure to start. This goes on until his friend walks in and asks him where are the drinks I gave you money for?
Life is a good teacher if one is ready to listen to it. Instead of trying to find a meaning in everything you do, one should relax and let things happen. This is the way to have a good time and helps relieve the tensions. One could make the connections if one knows what one is looking for. The football was really sore because he was always being kicked all over the bar. The bulb was really feeling awful because he was always being put out of the pub.
Spacing the way the joke is told and finding the correct moment to come up with the punch line is very important. Simply telling any joke to anyone could prove to be a waste of time. Take this one. There was a neutron who as steady as anything. No matter how much he drank, he never got charged or anything. The meaning of the word must be clearly understood to appreciate it.
Social occasions become enjoyable when one tells a couple of good ones. It is easier than it seems. One needs to pick up some characteristics of some animals or birds and build up on it. It is easier if one makes brand anecdotes. Why did they wall up Wal-Mart? because it was accessible from everywhere.
If it is the time alcohol jokes, then it is time the little boys either went to bed or joined in the party. Having a good repertoire of humor livens up any talk. You could not munch on chocolate cake and pretend that there is nothing in your mouth. The pithy sayings make the life full. If one has the way with words then the words assume significance. The words become funny when the idiocy of the situation comes through.
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