Monday, April 30, 2012

A Handful Of Very Funny Pick Up Lines For Women That You Ought To Never Say Out Loud!

By Neva Pujol


There are many really amusing pick up lines around, and if you ever need to see the light of day again then you certainly should not express these funny pick up lines for girls aloud! You may have somebody "accidentally" hurt you really terribly when they hear this comedy coming out of your mouth.

But I'm going to reveal this madness with you now and I'll leave it up to you to utilize it at your personal discretion if you've got the guts.

So here's a really undesirable pick up line that could certainly be deemed hilarious if you have the appropriate kind a sense of humor. I unfortunately have got the right type of sense of humor ! Here's the line... "If I were to offer you five dollars right now, what would it get me?" I believe that is really damn very funny but I couldn't imagine a lady being delighted to know that you think she seems like a hooker! So you definitely want to state that at your own risk and don't get mad at me if you've got 10 chicks smashing their pocketbooks over the side of your head. You are worthy of it you moron!

The next one is an old classic that is still kind of hilarious but it definitely gets the point across if you know what i'm saying. So the pick up line is... "You have some great jewelry. It would look wonderful on my nightstand." So that's a bit humorous. It's certainly got some a dirty side to it, and it's surely gonna help you state your purposes. So it's efficient if it works, and I can't claim that it is going to work one way or another.

You know I personally find this another pick up line really humorous. The line is... "The term of the day is 'legs.' Let's get back to my area and spread the word." That's some great stuff right there that may either get you a very big laugh or it might get you a kick in the crotch. Give it a shot and see what will happen.




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