Yes, these products are really for sale on Amazon. These kid products will get you some strange looks if you're caught with them in your house. Worse yet, you should only give any of these as gifts to a parent or parent-to-be if you are hoping never to be invited over to see their kids again (with the exception of item #1 which will guarantee you receive Godfather status).
Here's another list of Top 10 Amazon Products, although these are much less likely to annoy parents & kids - you may even find something useful!
$17,000 Pacifier with diamonds & white gold
Perfect baby gift next time you are invited to the baby shower of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, or any other celebrity with more money than sense.
According to the Customer Comments, the diamond quality is questionable. Shocking!
BOB TV & Video Game Timer
BOB cuts the power off when the TV time hits a pre-set limit.
Gadget to outsource parenting? Check. $78 down the drain? Check. Nurturing resentment, mistrust, and avoiding unwanted conversations with your child? Check!
Harness & Tether (or Kid Leash)
Below are real excerpts from positive Amazon comments:
* My son's not thrilled about being tethered.
* Allow the child to become accustomed to the harness BEFORE going out in public - take the child for walks around the house or in the yard.
Foam Safety Helmet
Worth the $45 investment when you enroll your baby in a Nerf War or paintballing playgroup.
At-Home Urinal
For those inevitable times when your son is away from his urinal, see below for another Number One option.
Tinkle Tube Toilet Aid
Always keep one of these handy in the car for those unfortunate moments when you run out of empty plastic bottles and can't be bothered to pull over to a rest stop (you know who you are!). And don't forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.
Potty Mitts
Nothing says "I love you" like passing OCD on to the next generation!
Time Out Pad
Ideal for parents who forget kids are sitting in time out, as it has an automatic timer feature to remind them when it's over (can't say that's never happened to me!).
Daddle Saddle
A $35 saddle for dad to wear while he gives horsey rides. How have the generations before us been able to make horsey rides fun without this amazing product?
Love, Chic Baby - Perfume for Baby
Don't worry - they offer a scent for baby boys too!
Here's another list of Top 10 Amazon Products, although these are much less likely to annoy parents & kids - you may even find something useful!
$17,000 Pacifier with diamonds & white gold
Perfect baby gift next time you are invited to the baby shower of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, or any other celebrity with more money than sense.
According to the Customer Comments, the diamond quality is questionable. Shocking!
BOB TV & Video Game Timer
BOB cuts the power off when the TV time hits a pre-set limit.
Gadget to outsource parenting? Check. $78 down the drain? Check. Nurturing resentment, mistrust, and avoiding unwanted conversations with your child? Check!
Harness & Tether (or Kid Leash)
Below are real excerpts from positive Amazon comments:
* My son's not thrilled about being tethered.
* Allow the child to become accustomed to the harness BEFORE going out in public - take the child for walks around the house or in the yard.
Foam Safety Helmet
Worth the $45 investment when you enroll your baby in a Nerf War or paintballing playgroup.
At-Home Urinal
For those inevitable times when your son is away from his urinal, see below for another Number One option.
Tinkle Tube Toilet Aid
Always keep one of these handy in the car for those unfortunate moments when you run out of empty plastic bottles and can't be bothered to pull over to a rest stop (you know who you are!). And don't forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.
Potty Mitts
Nothing says "I love you" like passing OCD on to the next generation!
Time Out Pad
Ideal for parents who forget kids are sitting in time out, as it has an automatic timer feature to remind them when it's over (can't say that's never happened to me!).
Daddle Saddle
A $35 saddle for dad to wear while he gives horsey rides. How have the generations before us been able to make horsey rides fun without this amazing product?
Love, Chic Baby - Perfume for Baby
Don't worry - they offer a scent for baby boys too!
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