Friday, May 4, 2012

My Complete Preferred Humorous Pickup Lines For Women

By Odessa Lundell


There are plenty of folks out there that think that it is certainly difficult to come up with some really good one-liners. That couldn't be more mistaken, and I also personally believe that there are many really funny pick up lines for ladies that will genuinely make you laugh your mind off. The reason why they work is because you'd never expect a man to say them so it is some really good stuff.

Let's take a peek at a few of them at this time.

My absolute favorite pick up line of all time is this: "Excuse me, I noticed you didn't notice me." I don't know why, but there's something about this line that just absolutely works for me. You have got to have a lot of guts to go up to somebody and say that line with a straight face. So if I hear a dude employ that line and pull it off completely I cannot help but get a good laugh from it because it is one of those things which come totally out of nowhere that you'd never think you would ever see occur.

This one is absolutely funny at the same time, and this one is a lot more like a charity pick up than everything else. Here it is now: "You shouldn't often be so picky. I'm not." I like this line because it shows you that the dude is basically down to earth. Virtually any self-respecting girl would get a big kick out of that. If she does not then she's got some serious self-esteem difficulties and she must go home and think of how much of a loser she actually is.

The last one is kind of humorous also it's kind of blunt as well. And that means you never know what can happen if several guy actually has the guts to express this one. "Excuse me, I like you and I got tired of anticipating you to make the first move." Preferably after you hear that line it is going to really be time for some action! A man can dream, can't he?




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